Epic Kiss (?)

Memang bener, kalo mau nulis itu harus butuh ketenangan. Gw udah buktiin. Selama gw nulis tulisan ini, gw berada di ruangan yang berisik dengan suara TV, air akuarium, dan suara orang lagi makan kerupuk. Alhasil, jadilah tulisan yang absurd dan gak ada nilai moralnya ini.

Oh iya, ngomong-ngomong gw baru aja dicium sama jupe. Buat kalian yang nggak kenal jupe, tontonlah bola. Soalnya disitu ada pacarnya si jupe main bola, namanya Gaston. Jujur, gw baru aja dicium sama jupe. Kok bisa? Ada deh. Ngeselin ya.

Jadi waktu itu Metro TV dateng ke Binus buat taping Talk Indonesia, semacam acara talkshow gitu tapi dalam bahasa Inggris. Host utamanya itu Dalton Tanonaka, pria besar dari Jepang, jago bahasa Inggris. Beda banget sama gw yang ngomong Inggris aja masih meler ingusnya. Satu lagi hostnya namanya Rahayu Saraswati, cakep, dan gw bukan tipe dia banget. Kalau diliat dari personality dia, tipe cowok dia itu pasti bule, atau cowok-cowok fitness yang kulitnya putih, dan biasanya bawa mobil CRV.

Guest host pada episode itu kebetulan adalah Julia Perez. Kalau kalian blm tau, silahkan googling dan kagetlah akan hal-hal yang kemungkinan akan terjadi pada anda. Gw ketawa jahat. Pokoknya dalam acara itu, gw bisa menanyakan satu pertanyaan yang emang sebelumnya udah gw siapin. Thanks to my friend Marcel, gw bisa dicium sama jupe.

Pas hari acara itu ditayangin, yaitu hari ini, gw dimention sama beberapa orang yang bahkan gw gak kenal. Ini nih beberapa contohnya :

Censored tweets mean that those tweets didn't relate to this topci

bad words

This day happens once in a lifetime I think. I'm so lucky.

Anyeong!

Too Super for a Day

Kemarin bener-bener jadi hari yang super banget. Super sekali. Mario Teguh pun kalah super. Bahkan, Superman aja kalah super. Saking kalah supernya, kolornya dia jatoh ke bumi pas dia lagi terbang, masuk ke ember cat warna hijau, jadilah kolor ijo. Trus kolornya dipake sama Hulk. Oh, ternyata Hulk kolornya warna ungu. Faktanya kemarin itu bener-bener sibuk seharian dari pagi sampe ketemu pagi lagi. Oke, gini ceritanya.

Matahari terbit, memancarkan sinarnya. Indah, hangat-hangat tahi ayam. Tapi matahari gak lembek. Aku siap-siap mau ke kampus, menuntut ilmu dan uang saku. Kunaiki sepeda motorku yang telah menemani perjalanan hidupku selama kurang lebih 4 tahun. Kuberi nama dia ‘Heli’. Kasian dia, setiap hari dinaiki, tapi gak pernah aku lamar. Kasian sekali. Tiba-tiba, alangkah tidak beruntungnya diriku, sesuatu terjadi pada Heli. Sesuatu banget yah. Rantainya Heli lepas dari mesinnya, sehingga menyebabkan si Heli daripada tidak bisa daripada jalan. Well, jalan sih bisa, tapi didorong. 

Akhirnya, ku dorong Heli sampai bengkel yang sudah buka jam 7. Ternyata yang udah buka jam 7 itu cuma warteg, toko besi, apotik, sama tukang bubur. Aku berinisiatif menitipkan Heli pada tukang bubur, namun ku urungkan niatku, karena takut si Heli dijadiin cakwe. Akhirnya, ada bengkel yang setengah buka, aku sangat bahagia. Bagai kejatuhan duren dari langit, berdarah-darah masuk rumah sakit, tapi susternya cantik. How lucky I am.

Setelah meninggalkan Heli berdua dengan montir berjanggut pelit, aku melanjutkan perjalananku menuju kampus. Jam di tanganku menunjukkan pukul 7.30, aku panik. Keringat bercucuran tiada henti, Ayu Ting-Ting masih salah alamat. Dengan segera aku mencari angkot terdekat yang sedang menunggu mangsanya. Tetapi aku takut. Aku teringat kejadian-kejadian di angkot yang sangat tidak mengenakkan sekali. Aku takut nanti tiba-tiba aku diperkosa lalu dijual ke ancol untuk jadi badut kukang. Tanpa pikir panjang, karena memang otakku tidak bisa berpikir panjang, aku naik juga itu angkot. Lima menit berlalu, aku sampai di kampus, lalu aku berlari menuju eskalator menuju ruangan dimana seharusnya aku harus hadir 25 menit yang lalu. Oke, sebenarnya gara-gara itu lab-skill, jadi gw gak boleh telat. Biasanya sih gw baru sampe kelas 1 jam setelah kelas mulai, tapi gara-gara ini lab gw harus buru-buru. Sayang absennya booooo.

Kelas demi kelas kulalui. Detik demi detik kulewati. Jam demi jam kuganti baterenya. Saatnya aku menuju Mampang guna ikut serta dalam tes TOEFL. Tepatnya di gedung jamsostek. Aku bersama temanku, Janet, lebih mirip orang desa yang baru pertama kali ngeliat gedung besar. Kami tes di lantai 20. Yang aneh dari tes ini itu pengawasnya. Ngomong Inggris dengan logat khas Indonesia. Gw sempet ‘hah’ beberapa kali waktu dia ngasih pertanyaan ke gw.

Jadi, begitulah kiranya bagaimana aku melewati sebuah hari yang super. Oh iya, benerin si Heli biayanya sampe 300 ribu. Hasilnya, si Heli udah gagah lagi kaya si Agung Hercules yang nyanyi Astuti. Yeaaaaaaaaaah....

In my opinion, sekali-kali kalau dikasih hari kaya gini gak ada salahnya. It could cure our boredom. So, jangan pernah mengeluh fellas! When there is a will, there is a way.

Super Sekali

XD

FILANNY PICS!

Heyho!
I've just tweaked my blog, and I know this color and the font is kind of somewhat sissy, but believe me, it's an accident, and this project is haven't finished yet.
Actually I keep throw excuses. LOL.

Sebenarnya gw ngepost ini cuma mau nyobain upload gambar lewat blog. Emang gak penting sih, tapi gak ada salahnya sih nyoba. Yah, itung-itung selametan atas design blog gw yang baru.

Calculus is actually somewhat fun! XD

Hey water, WATER you doing here? LOL

Can someone help me with this?

Okay, kalo lo ternyata baca kalimat gw ini, kalian pasti mikir klo kalian udah buang-buang waktu kalian buat ngeliat tulisan ini, yang gambarnya pun sama sekali gak nyambung sama isi tulisannya.
Sebagai manusia yang baik, gw minta maaf yang setulus-tulusnya, soalnya jempol yang bikin tulisan ini lagi ngapel sama jempol kaki tukang burger.

YAHOOOO!

14 not-so-basic Facts About Me

Okay, 2nd challenge! xD
What I've to do is write 14 not-so-basic-facts about me. Yesh, let's start!
~

1. It's sooooo hard for me to wake up early in the morning. I need a somewhat-special-trick to wake me up. Dozen of alarms? Nope. Put the alarm on very high place so I've to jump to reach the alarm? Nope. Waters? Much better.
2. I like to eat, eat anything. I just can't stop to munch. I need something to be munched! *see a dictionary* o-o
3. I hate silences. I need musics! Even when I'm studying. Hey you, yes YOU! Turn on that music!
4. I love to be in a crowd. I really hate when I'm alone.
5. Somewhat lazy, I think I am a procrastinator. When I have to do my tasks, I clicked a game icon on my notebook. Does that explain?
6. I really hate when people ignored me. Trust me, it hurts me more than be hit by a car.
7. My personal quote is "Life is already hard, so don't make it even harder".
8. Kinda extravagance, but can be very extravagance if there are items that soooo super-mega-epic-cool-and-purple. Yeah purple. what?
9. I don't really like kids, especially the fat and the destructive one.
10. Love chocolates! They are so delicious and addictive I'm gonna die! xD *shot*
11. I really appreciate togetherness, and my friends. I can't live without both of it.
12. Regardless point number 3, I can't write something with musics played. I even wrote this with no music at all.
13. I prefer speak than write. I'm not that good in writing something. When I had so many thoughts inside, I stood in front of mirror, and I spoke o-o
14. My friends told me that I'm a funny guy, loves to tell jokes. In fact, hey that was me. xD

So, there are my 14 not-so-basic facts about me. At first, I think it was easy, trust me. It's hard.

See ya on the next challenge! xD

15 Basic Facts About Me.

Hey there, here I am writing to answer the 1st challenge on my 15 Days Challenge. Well, my 1st challenge is I must write 15 basic facts about me. Well, it's a basic facts, so I'll only write the basic right?
It's easy.
I think.
~

1. My name is Audi Eka Prasetyo. Yeah, I told my name. It's basic right?
2. I played soccer, basketball, volleyball. In short, I like sports.
3. White, black, and purple are my favorite. It used to be white, black, and blue, but then purple.
4. My favorite food is, err~ everything? lol
5. I usually spends my spare time with my friends, or with my laptop, playing games or do something pointless.
6. I wear big frame glasses. The one that ugly betty wears. But that didn't make me a nerd. I don't even a nerd. D'oh~
7. My blood type is an AB. Is it important that I told this?
8. I'm a casual guy. I wore t-shirt and jeans to college.
9. I really wanted a car so bad. Somebody kind enough to buy me one?
10. I have cats in my house. Most of them are too lazy to chase rats or moving objects. Are they really cats? I love animals by the way. xD
11. I love to sing, but...
12. I played drums, and guitar. But not too good at guitar. Am learning.
13. I'm not a tall guy, I am 165 cm tall, and that's not tall. So, should I say that I'm 165 cm short?
14. I'm really really talkative. You should prepare a couple of ear buds if you can't handle my talks. lol
15. (finally the last! Gosh, it's so hard) I love to watch movies! I can watch couple of movies when holidays.

Well, I take my words that say "it's easy" back. It's really hard to tell 15 basic facts about me. I can't even imagine how long will I take to write the 2nd challenge. Oh *shot*

Song works like a moodlets ring

I really want to say my BIG APPRECIATION for Bruno Mars.

Today, I watched Glee 8th episode and I was so never-happier-than-before. All the things like bride, flowers, suites, smiles, and especially the songs.

Somehow, that songs made a smile on my face, reminded me about how beautiful life will be. Maybe you wonder what are these songs?

R U in da Mood?

So many dust in here, isn't it?
Anyway, it has been a very long time since I posted my last writing here. Hmm, why? I don't know either. Even I already had a memo that noted every single ideas that come up to my mind, but I still don't get the mood to write in here. So, am I in the mood right now?

That is so a good question.

Simply, the answer is NO.
I have a trouble with my mood. Since last week, I started to get my mood off. Easily get angry, and hate people. Wait, wait. This condition also happened 2 years ago when I was on 11th grade. Yes, at that time I was so a bad temper guy. Got mad and angry easily, destroy things, speeding, and shouted dirty words. Y'know, I still don't get the reason until now. W-H-Y-?
I hate people. I hate crowd. I hate when they are ignoring me. I hate when they are made fun of me. I hate when they were lied to me. It's just not me.
I wonder when I can go back to my original self.
I want me.

I will give you a present if you can bring the old me back.
Or maybe, I should give myself a present so that my old me is going back to me?

.HELL.

Your Other Self, How 'bout that?

The memo was worked! Now I have so many ideas to tell, and so limited time to write the so many ideas in this so limited time. So, I decided to fulfill my promise first. If you still remember, gue pernah janji mau ceritain sedikit tentang masalah perbancian di hidup gue. Oke, gue parno sama banci (baca : bencong, read : sissy). Entah kenapa dan dari kapan gue parno sama yang berbau kaya gini. Bahkan kalau ada suara musik dari kejauhan, dan tiba-tiba waktu berhenti mendadak, gue udah tau bakal ada banci tampil dan gue langsung berdoa, berharap gue dikasih kekuatan invincible.

Sekitar sebulan yang lalu, gue ngalamin pekan terburuk dalam hidup gue. Yes, the worst week in my life. Gue disamperin banci 2x dalam seminggu, dan semuanya itu malem-malem.

I can't learn how to wake up properly

Ehem! I want to tell you a story. It's not about her, it's not about them, but it's about myself, it's about me, and it's about mine.

Since hundred years ago, I have a problem with my sleep. Yes, it's still be my problem until now. I dunno why I have this kind of very problematic problem (if it's not a problem, it's not problematic d'uh). Maybe this is a new kind of disease called Hard-to-wake-up Syndrome. If there are levels from 1 to 4, I will be at level 6. Well, you seemed not really understand how problematic this problem is, and I also have tried really-really-so-many things to cure this disease. Here they are my trials :

Because of Ball, Go Garuda

Entah cuma gue atau semua juga ngerasa kalau akhir-akhir ini jalanan Jakarta jadi lebih sepi. Awalnya, waktu gue balik dari kampus dengan motor gw tercinta dan satu-satunya. Tapi, seandainya motor gw mau digantikan posisinya sama mobil, ya gue rela kok, maaf ya tor? *hiks hiks
Back to topic!
Kembali ke Jakarta, cuaca kota Jakarta esok hari diperkirakan sedikit cerah dan sedikit remang-remang dikarenakan ada *piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip* (antena dirusak sama pembaca gara-gara selalu out of topic).
Oke, sekarang serius.

Yin and Yang on Every Days

Guess! Where I have been?
Well here are my routes :

Home > UI > LOST > Dvd Hunting > Home

Well, I want to tell you guys about these two things : UI and LOST.
Yeah, LOST.

UI


What I mean here is University of Indonesia.

"Whoa, whoa. Are you just move your college to there?"

Of course not, but I hope that. hahahaha.
Well, I'm here to observe Founder's Trophy Debate Competition. There are so many great debaters there. Ooooh my, I want to be like one of them. How they speak, and how their gesture tell us how great they are, and I hope can learn something from them. Beside that, guess what? I meet my one of my long-time-no-see-friends and she is also a great debater!

Oh and then, I find a cheap and fun way when you wanna eat ice cream!
*a little tips and tricks from me :D
Firstly, you must find someone else who want to share with you. I suggest more than two friends.
Then, rather than you buy a single stick of ice cream, why don't you guys buy one bucket of ice cream, and eat it together? If I calculate that, it cost cheaper than a single stick of ice cream, because it contain A LOT ice creams!
woohoooo~ I love ice cream~